- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Facebook when it rains
- People: Complaining about the rain
- More People: Complaining about the people that are complaining about the rain
- More People: Complaining about the people complaining about the people who are complaining about the rain.
- Me: You are all fucking idiots.
- satan: let there be youtube advertisements
how do u punch someone in the face without offending them
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
- me: i want a hot body
- me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
a gentle reminder that somewhere around the world, people are having crazy wild sex and you’re sitting on your butt on tumblr
Anal perhaps?
